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Your ancestor watching you die a virgin and ending their bloodline

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August 02, 2021

Your ancestor watching you die a virgin and ending their bloodline

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Alyssa Nicole Ramirez

Stone Age ancestors who ran deer to exhaustion watching their descendants get winded climbing a single flight of stairs.

Cathi Collins Mikutis

Just remember: you are ending an ancestry line that goes back to the beginning of life on earth.

Deepika Gurung

Well they have no idea what a pickle jar is so given the opportunity they’d probably fail even harder

Tammy Ranae Meyer

My ancestor watching me eat food that won’t give me a disease Washing better than a king Having a cooling system for the warmer months And a heating system for the Colder Seeing me work in the comfort of this place by just using a laptop Watching me go to a store and buy a pre cut piece of meat he would have had to fight all day for Then having the ability to cook that or freeze it for ages Then I go and have sex and have the ability to not get her pregnant Suck my ass ancestors The only god I see here is me

Emellyam Lynne

Meanwhile in Russia.

Yasmine Soojhai

Guess how he is looking at me after week just playing games, watching porn and doing other not dangerous stuff at home and still eat a lot now meat than him.

Nikki Darling

Pop the vacuum with a spoon

Dunja Gagulić

Captain here, Just stab the top of the lid with the back of your knife. This let's air into the jar making it safer and easier to open. The last thing you want is a smashed glass jar of pickles in your hand because of excessive bruit force.

Daniela Garcia

Well to be fair I guess they couldn't open a pickle jar either...

Sam Holder

Man I hope you are dutch, cause if so, I love your title!

Gail Conley

Your ancestors were the ones picking berries.

Cynthia Martinez

Just stab the pickle jar like your ancestors stanbed wolves.

Jana Patrick

Thanks to him there are now chihuahuas so meh

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